Once there was this guy (Ralph) who was walking along the beach…when he saw what appeared to be a genie bottle in the sand.
He bent down, and on a what-the-hell whim, rubbed the bottle.
Sure enough a genie came floating out.
“Geez, it’s claustrophobic in there,” she said. “Thanks for getting me out. In appreciation, I will grant you one wish.”
“Hey! Isn’t it three wishes?” Ralph asked.
“No, no, it’s just one,” said the genie.
“Hmm,” said Ralph. “How about if I make my one wish that I get three wishes?”
“Sorry, honey,” said the genie. “I’m onto that trick. It’s just one wish. And while you’re [...]